The Edward Cullen KitYou read all Twilight-books?The Edward Cullen Kit by Davesknd
You eat, drink, sleep and dream for Edward Cullen?
You want him to be with you? Now?
Too bad that he is not real and will never be!
But new, from Davesknd to you: The Edward Cullen kit
Thank you for the purchase of The Edward Cullen kit. You have done your part to contribute to Stephenie Meyer´s income and destroy the dream of another strong and independent woman somewhere in the world. We at Davesknd have long thought of what could possibly give the impression of being Edward Cullen´s girlfriend. Sadly we can´t send you a clone of him, mostly due to the fact that DNA gets bad if cloned again. But here we have the best we can do to cash in on your illusion.
-A solid marble bust!
-A cassette recorder!
-A spray dose of glitter!
-A glamour-shot photo of Edwardss actor!
-A bottle of musk-extract!
-Nine security cameras!